using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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