its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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