We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My friends, they love my intelligence
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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