For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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