I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
