Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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