my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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