I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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