I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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