its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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