First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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