K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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