I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
they need to just BURY HIM!
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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