Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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