what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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