You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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