I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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