I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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