Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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