I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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