making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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