Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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