All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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