he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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