you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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