I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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