And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
