Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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