I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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