We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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