I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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