either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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