Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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