If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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