i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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