i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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