Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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