TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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