He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The air taste purple.
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