I wish I could teleport
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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