HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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