why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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