i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
smell my finger.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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