I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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