I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
