Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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