so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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