is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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