It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
