Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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