He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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