school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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