You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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