Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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