We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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