I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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